Major Modern Director Who
The Director- Principle Boy
Daisy
Jake
Brooke- Dame
Cory
The Maestro- Villain
K-2.0- Brooke’s companion
K-2.1- Director’s companion
K-2.2- Maestro’s companion
Chorus of Faleks and Players
Excerpt from Modern Major Director Who
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CORY
Hiya love. What’s all the racket?
DAISY
Who are you?
CORY
It’s me, Cory. Your boyfriend?
DAISY
You aren’t my boyfriend. Rickey is my boyfriend. You aren’t introduced for another 4 seasons.
CORY
Blimey, the time line must have got all buggerd up.
DAISY
What are you doing talking about time lines? The Director hasn’t even been introduced yet.
CORY
Well, this is a right mess, ain’t it? I must have been dropped off a scene too early.
DAISY
This is all very confusing.
CORY
It is quite simple really. About twenty minutes ago, well, that is to say, a hundred and forty years from now, I was minding my own business when- (realizes) Wait a tick. You said you haven’t met the Director yet?
DAISY
Director who?
CORY
You just said the Director hasn’t been introduced yet.
DAISY
I don’t know anything about the Director , his Hardest, or anything to do with time travel. (Confused) This must be some sort of residual memory of that wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff. (More confused) I have no idea what I just said there.
CORY
I’ll explain it to you later. But, what I am saying is, if you have yet to even meet the Director, what are you doing in the nineteenth century? You aren’t born for another hundred years.
DAISY
Is that what this is? I thought I was at some sort of Comicon Convention. Wait! The nineteenth century? What the hell am I doing in the nineteenth century?
CORY
Didn’t I just ask that?
DAISY
Perhaps you had better start from the beginning.
CORY
Fine. As I was saying, shortly before I arrived here, I was in the year 2010.
DAISY
You mean 2006.
CORY
No, you came here from 2006. We still haven’t figured out how yet. I came here, to the year 1887, from the year 2010, and if you would let me explain, I will tell you how I got here.
DAISY
Sorry.
CORY
It’s ok. Now, there I was in 2010, eating breakfast, when the doorbell rang. At the door was a very strange lady who introduced herself as Brooke Tune. She said she was a good friend of the Director, and he needed my help. Using a device she called a Wormhole Manipulator, which is basically a portable wrist Hardest, she brought me back in time and dumped me here.
DAISY:
So, what you are saying is; a dainty disciple of the Director dropped into your dwelling then dragged you through a dimensional doorway and doomed you in this dismal decade?
CORY
Definately.
DAISY
So, where is she now?
CORY
I’m not entirely sure. She said she had to see a man about a dog, and vanished. But with that fancy wristwatch of hers, she could be back at any time.
DAISY
And who exactly is the Director?
CORY
He is a nine hundred year old Time Liege from Calaway, who travels through time in a Refrigerator.
DAISY
A Refrigerator?
CORY
Well, it looks like a Refrigerator. The Hardest is actually a whole lot more than that.
DAISY: Hardest?
CORY
Yes. H.A.R.D.E.S.T. Highly Advanced, Really Dynamic, Everywhen (at the) Same Time.
DAISY
What do you mean, everywhen?
CORY
Well, when the Hardest engages its Hyperdrive through the Wormhole, it is simultaneously in every single point of time ever in the known universe.
DAISY
I lost track of how many Science Fiction stories you just ripped off in that one sentence.
CORY
Ah, It’s a time machine. How do you know they didn’t rip us off?