CSI: Cinderella's Story Investigated
Detective Lowratio Claim (Male, Female or Principle Boy)
CSI Duke (Male, Female or Principle Boy)
Prince Charming  (Male or Principle Boy)
Cinderella (Principle Girl)
Lady Migraine- Wicked Stepmother (Dame)
Alchemist (can be double cast-anyone but Migraine)
Excerpt from CSI: Cinderella's Story Investigated
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LOWRATIO
Please describe to me what happened on the night in question.
PRINCE
Well, it all started last evening when I held a ball to find my future wife.
LOWRATIO
Let me get this straight. You were lonely so you went to a fortune teller and held her crystal ball which revealed your one true love?
PRINCE
Uhm…no.
DUKE
I think he means a royal ball. You know, like a formal dance?
LOWRATIO
Right. I knew that. Carry on.
PRINCE
So, I invited every woman in the entire kingdom to choose from, but none of them were my type. At least not in the beginning.
LOWRATIO
So what you’re saying is, it took a while to… (Puts on sunglasses dramatically) get the ball rolling. (SFX: Won’t get fooled scream).
(DUKE and PRINCE look around for where the scream came from.)
PRINCE
Yes… I guess you could say that. Anyway, just when I began to think that I would never get my Happily Ever After, the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life walked in wearing a stunning blue gown. I immediately took her hand and asked her to dance.
DUKE
That’s beautiful.
PRINCE
We danced all night, just the two of us. It was a magical evening, and I fell head over heels in love with her. Then at midnight, she ran away without explanation and I haven’t seen her since.
LOWRATIO
(Removes sunglasses) And what was this woman’s name?
PRINCE
I don’t know.
DUKE
Well, could you describe her for us?
PRINCE
I don’t remember.
LOWRATIO
How long did you say you spent with her?
PRINCE
Three hours, maybe more.
LOWRATIO
So, you spent three hours with a woman whom you fell head over heels in love with and you don’t know her name or what she looks like?
PRINCE
That’s right.
DUKE
I hope at least that you will know her when you see her.
PRINCE
(Thinks a moment) No, I don’t think so.
DUKE
Well, the occasional plot hole never hurt anyone.
PRINCE
But I have a thought on that. If you would just give me the shoe back, I could try it on every woman in the kingdom and I will marry the one woman who fits the shoe.
LOWRATIO
Are you aware of how many women of age there are in the kingdom?
PRINCE
Of course, I’m the prince, it’s my job to know. Seven hundred and forty two.
DUKE
And are you aware of how many different women's shoe sizes there are?
PRINCE
I don’t know. A thousand?
DUKE
Eight.
PRINCE
I see. I think I’m going to need a bigger bedroom.